Aisleita Ahldrysswyn

♥♥♥ Chaotic, Free-Spirited Wilds Witch ♥♥♥
♥♥♥ Mateus/Crystal ♥♥♥

This is your only warning: There's a lot of trashy, smutty language scattered throughout this profile. If you're a prude, probably a good idea to fuck off. She's much more than just trashy and smutty, though, so if you're up for a bit of that, stick around.

Personality & Biography

A playful, free-spirited, somewhat-trashy viera wilds witch. Chaos gremlin, trans woman with a pussy (chasers fuck off), and lover of books large and small. She began her life as a foundling in the Northern Empty, thirty-some years ago, grew up at sea among her sort of chaos, the outcasts and dregs of society, and eventually made a place for herself on land, with her soulmate Natsumi.She's a mix of playfully (sometimes wildly) gregarious and contemplatively quiet, varying with her mood and circumstances. She'll often tease, torment, or freely, explicitly flirt with anyone who catches her eye for the right or wrong reasons. There's good odds on her verbally tearing down someone's whole existence, rather than ending up bent over for them at the end of the night, so don't get your hopes too up.

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Hooks & Looking For

Aisleita's an inquisitive wilds witch, an unrestrained menace when her curiosity hits hard, who also happens to run a small company tavern, and an even smaller little magic shop. She has her secrets, too — tacitly obvious with a glance at her horns or a single thought about her chaos and depravities.Often looking for light-hearted RP of various sorts, including adventures, chaotic fun, and also some chaos or smut when it fits the scene. Romantically, however, she's happily taken — stick to desperately trying to bend her over, not making her fall in love.

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Out-of-Character

If you're looking to get in touch to ask some questions, even those sorts of questions, or perhaps set up some RP, there's some contact details and other miscellaneous blah blah stuffed away over here. If you're staring at Aisleita in-game, just send a tell, though, yeah?For the nerds out there (like me), there's also some details on how the Eorzean calendar and the passage of time were interpreted for Aisleita's backstory (I wrote a timeline for it, not included here), plus a few mentions of the retcons/rewrite the character's undergone since first starting to play her six years ago.

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Aisleita is an odd mix of playfully gregarious and quietly withdrawn. She's anti-authoritarian, more curious than is good for her, willing to help someone deserving in need, and something of a slut. She's a coastal wilds witch, sometimes preferring the company of shores and forests to that of people, but loves getting a chance to play with people — in not-so-innocent ways, ranging from teasing and tormenting people, to the occasional hella wild sex.She's smart, kind and caring to those who (to her) deserve it, and perfectly willing to break-and-enter when the mood strikes. She's inquisitive, well-read, might spread her legs, and ready to get into almost anything, legal or otherwise, if it means satisfying some whim of curiosity. She's the sort of lady who'll loan out a stack of books to help someone learn, who'll turn someone who offended her into a toad, who'll tear someone who's hurt those she holds dear to literal shreds, and who'll rarely bother with panties, even under the shortest of skirts.At her worst she's a ball of chaos, a quiet wallflower, a bit of a bitch. At her best, she's cunning and chaos incarnate, a caring companion, and still a bit of a bitch.

Background, More-or-Less

Aisleita is a trans woman (now with a lovely, fertile pussy thanks to the wonders of alchemy and magicks, go away chasers), born thirty-some years ago in the Northern Empty. The poor little orphaned girl was 'adopted' by a crew of smugglers, spies, courtesans, a sea witch astrologian, and other ne'er-do-wells of varying sorts — the sort of people she came to love easily, her sort of people. She was given her name by the man she considers her grandfather — a superstitious, boisterous old sea wolf spy by the name of Agatoeya Grynehaemrsyn.The fledgling little witch adored her childhood. She stole books and taught herself to read. When she was older, she stole the smutty books and taught herself to fuck. She taught herself little bits of magic, she learned from all the outcasts, the lost and the damned, of her found family. It may not have been much, but it was her not-much, and she enjoyed it to the fullest.Aisleita was torn from her found family in her teenage years, forced to survive on a pirate vessel operating in the Bloodbrine Sea and Indigo Deep. She hated the woman running the show, an arrogant, selfish bitch who tried to play herself off as a mother figure for the young rava — who only gave a damn about Aisleita as an asset. The young witch didn't give a damn that piracy was illegal, of course, but the law didn't care about her unorthodox perspectives on property law, and she was forced out of that life barely into adulthood.Aisleita doesn't speak much about her early adulthood, the time surrounding the Seventh Umbral Calamity. It was a time where she freely practised magicks, where she experimented with wild alchemy, where she built up her love of coastlines, jungles, forests, and the natural world. And she sure as hell doesn't speak about the sorts of sexy trash she got up to throughout much of it. But all of that time, even the smutty bits, helped mould her into the woman she became — a woman of elemental magicks, of wild achemy, of the natural world, and of, at times, wild and delightful kinks.Whatever the unspoken things she did during her young adulthood, it was near the start of the Seventh Astral Era that Aisleita first spent any real time in Eorzea. She wandered La Noscea for a year, discovering secrets, exploring the wilds, finding power and knowledge. Then she turned to Aldenard, and the trove of knowledge and delightfully depraved people a continent that old held. She 'settled down' eventually — but all this meant was she had a small place to call her own and an address to scribble down on a dirty napkin when necessary, a place carved out of a world that rarely gave a damn.And after all that, and more, the wilds witch finally met her match, her soulmate. Natsumi Oshidari, the estranged, adopted daughter of a minor Hingan noble family, turned Sharlayan scholar and engineer. Natsumi also was, and still is, a damn good fuck for the wilds witch. Rather than going it alone, she had someone to live for, someone to kill for, someone to die for. She'd even be more than willing give up some of her wild ways for the sake of love, but her adorable soulmate just turned around and teased Aisleita about the witch's brand of chaos and trash instead.And that's more or less where Aisleita, the wilds witch, is at now. Though you should try to pry more out of her, if you're curious. Especially about the smutty bits.

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Contact

• techwitch42
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Hi! You can call me Aisleita, or just Ais, I don't give a damn whether you want to type extra letters or not. But don't just call me "Ai" — it's "Ais", pronounced like "Ice". And I'd prefer to be called that, even if you learn my real name, until you get to know me — knowing Aisleita doesn't count. Also keep in mind I don't really RP over Discord — I use it for planning, chatting, that kinda thing. Or if maintenance happens before someone's finished cumming, of course, to finish off.For posterity, I'm a millennial trans woman — I'm well into adulthood at this point, and prefer socializing with other adults. Or at least people of a similar age, since none of us seem like we're adults, especially not me. And if you've got any problem with any sort of queerness or you're a bigot of any kind... Fuck right the hell off, you're not tolerated here (unless you're volunteering to be thrown off the cliffs into the spiky rocks). Oh yeah, and I'm taken IRL, thanks — I'm here for fantasy writing and fun, not looking for a date, so don't bother if that's your motive.Additionally, if you're under 18, kindly go find someone your own age to socialize with instead. I'm sure you're a lovely person or whatever, but you're just not someone I have any interest in hanging out with, thanks.

Eorzean Calendar Dates

We've never been given a really concrete answer on how time passes during the MSQ, so I've just thrown up my hands, said 'fuck it!', and made up my own mind on it. As a result of what makes my life easiest while still making some sort of sense, I take the time since ARR launch as the time since the Seventh Calamity. This means it will be year 8 of the Seventh Astral Era, going into 2026.For those of you not quite as fast on the math, that works out to ARR through Endwalker happening in about a single year apiece, in-universe, with Dawntrail and onward being in real time with their releases. The biggest point of all this, though, is just to pin down Aisleita's age when the Calamity happened relative to her age now. She was in her early 20s when the Calamity hit, but if this doesn't line up with your character it's easy to gloss it over.

Retcons/Rewrite

I've been playing Aisleita for almost six years now. She's gone through a few retcons (such as how she was originally a sea wolf), and now one major rewrite. I've always kept a lot of the broad strokes of her life, but as I've grown as a person and writer, I've wanted slightly different things out of RP with her, so I've adjusted to fit those desires.If you've interacted with her in the past (including if you've fucked her) and have any questions, reach out and we can chat! Same goes if you're just curious, since I have a lot more written about her than is just presented here, and I like talking about the detail that's gone into her over the years.

WTF Did I just Read?

Every so often I just completely run out of fucks to give. End of my rope, off the deep end, whatever you want to call it. This profile is the result of one such evening of just stopping giving a godsdamned fuck. I don't always have this energy, but this is me at both my best and my worst.I just want to have fun with my words, laugh at some dumb comedy, cry at tragedies, and occasionally have some unrepentantly-trashy, smutty fun along the way. If you can't tolerate being around that sort of thing at all... I mean, I'll still be polite and try to keep you out of it. If you judge me for it, look down on me, fuck off, look down on yourself instead.All that said, I do hope you've enjoyed the read. See ya around~ 💜

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