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This is your only warning: There's some swearing, sexual language, and bare butts scattered throughout this. If that's not your thing, then... Close the tab or something. Aisleita's a sex-positive, sexually-active woman, plus I like both storytelling and writing trashy sex — I'm not going to pretend I don't.And if you're under eighteen, go find someone your own age to socialize with, please. I'm sure you're lovely or whatever, but I'm old enough to be your mother and have no interest in doing anything with you.

There's a lot to read, but at least it's big enough you don't have to squint.

Personality & Biography

A playful, free-spirited viera wilds witch. Chaos gremlin, trans woman (with a pussy — fuck off, chasers), and lover of books large and small. She began her life as a foundling in the Northern Empty, thirty-some years ago, grew up at sea among her sort of trash, the outcasts and dregs of society, and eventually made a place for herself on land.She's a mix of playfully gregarious and contemplatively quiet, varying with her mood and circumstances. She'll often tease, torment, or freely, explicitly flirt with anyone who catches her eye for the right or wrong reasons. There's about even odds on her verbally tearing down someone's whole existence, as there is on her ending up on her back at the end of the night, so don't get your hopes up.

Roleplaying Ideas & Hooks

Aisleita's an inquisitive wilds witch, an unrestrained menace when her curiosity hits hard, and an unrepentant deviant when something catches her attention. She has her secrets, too — tacitly obvious with a glance at her horns or a single moment considering her chaos and depravities.Casually looking for RP of pretty much any sort, including adventures, random fun, and also some wild chaos or sexy fun. Romantically, though, she's happily taken — stick to anything other than trying to get her to fall in love.

Contact & About the Player

If you're looking to get in touch to ask some questions or perhaps set up some RP, there's some contact details stuffed away over here. If you're staring at Aisleita in-game, just send a tell, though, yeah? That's definitely an easy way to chat with me.I've also included a few details about myself... Just so you know what you're getting into when it comes to trying to befriend me. The short of it is I'm trans, queer-as-fuck, and taken IRL. No tolerance for bigots, misogynists, or class traitors.

  • Name: Aisleita Ahldrysswyn

  • Pronouns: she/her

  • Nameday / Age: 32nd of First Umbral, 15506AE / 34 years old

  • Sexuality: Yes, please! Bisexual/Pansexual (femme leaning).

  • Height: 185 cm / 6'1" (not including ears)

  • Weight: 80 kg / 176 lbs (including ears)

Aisleita is an odd mix of playfully gregarious and quietly withdrawn. She's anti-authoritarian, more curious than is good for her, willing to help someone deserving in need, and an utterly depraved slut. She's a coastal wilds witch, often preferring the company of shores and forests to that of certain people, but still loves getting a chance to play with people — often in not-so-innocent ways, ranging from teasing and tormenting them to hella wild sex.She's smart, kind and caring to those who deserve her, and eager to break-and-enter when the mood strikes. She's inquisitive, well-read, willing to spread her legs, and ready to get into almost anything, legal or otherwise, if it means satisfying a whim of curiosity or desire. She's the sort of lady who'll loan out a stack of books to help someone learn, who'll turn someone who offended her into a toad, who'll tear someone who's hurt those she holds dear to literal shreds, and who'll rarely bother with panties, even under the shortest of skirts.At her worst she's a ball of chaos, a quiet wallflower, a bit of a bitch. At her best, she's cunning and chaos incarnate, a caring companion, and still a bit of a bitch.

Biography, in short...

Aisleita is a trans woman, born thirty-some years ago in the Northern Empty. The poor little orphaned girl was 'adopted' by a crew of smugglers, spies, courtesans, a sea witch astrologian, and other ne'er-do-wells of varying sorts — the sort of people she came to love easily, her sort of people. She was given her name by the man she considers her grandfather — a superstitious, boisterous old sea wolf spy by the name of Agatoeya Grynehaemrsyn.The fledgling little witch adored her childhood. She stole books and taught herself to read. When she was older, she stole the smutty books and taught herself to fuck. She taught herself little bits of magic, she learned from all the outcasts, the lost and the damned, of her found family. It may not have been much, but it was her not much, and she enjoyed it to the fullest.Aisleita was torn from that found family in her teenage years, forced to survive on a pirate vessel operating in the Bloodbrine Sea and Indigo Deep. She hated the woman running the show, an arrogant, selfish bitch who tried to play herself off as a mother figure for the young rava — who only gave a damn about Aisleita as an asset. Even so, the young witch didn't give a damn that piracy was illegal, of course, but the law didn't accept her unorthodox perspectives on property law, and she was forced out of that life barely into adulthood.Aisleita doesn't speak much about what happened, or the rest of her early adulthood, the time surrounding the Seventh Umbral Calamity. It was a time where she freely practised magicks, where she experimented with wild alchemy, where she built up her love of coastlines, jungles, forests, and the natural world. And she sure as hell doesn't speak about the sorts of trashy sex she got up to throughout it. But all of that time helped mould her into the woman she became — a woman of elemental magicks, of wild alchemy, of the natural world, and of delightfully-depraved kinks.Whatever the unspoken things she did during her young adulthood, it was near the start of the Seventh Astral Era that Aisleita first spent any real time in Eorzea. She wandered La Noscea for a year, discovering secrets, exploring the wilds, finding power and knowledge. Then she turned to Aldenard, and the trove of knowledge a continent that old held. She 'settled down' eventually — but all this meant was she had a small place to call her own with an address to scribble down on a scrap of parchment when drunk, a place carved out of a world that rarely gave a damn.And that's more or less where Aisleita, still quite young for a viera, is at now, at least in the broadest of strokes. Though you should try to pry more out of her, if you're curious. ...Who knows, you might even manage to succeed, in some small way.

Looking For...

  • Wild Adventures: Adventures are almost-always good, regardless of whether it's going along with someone on their own little task... Or even having a whole-ass DMed scene that she can turn into her chaotic playground. Ancient ruins, breaking-and-entering, spying-and-seduction... The fewer the rules she has to follow, the better. And if it gets her into some real trouble? That's even better.

  • Relaxing Comedy: Comedy is Aisleita's casual RP, typically. She has a dry wit, a willingness to tease and torment others, and a sense of humour that includes making jokes at the expense of herself and anyone else who also seems like they can take a joke as well as they can take a dick. She's not just a fountain of sex and lewd jokes, though — she's quick witted about almost anything.

  • With a Side of Sexuality: Aisleita definitely does not reserve sexuality purely for intimate relationships, nor restricts herself to the bedroom (or even indoors) in such pursuits. Indeed, she's something of a slut, a bit of a monsterfucker, and quite willing to use her sexuality to her advantage. Doesn't have to be, and often won't be, full-on ERP — sexuality's more complex and interesting than just fucking, after all.

...but Not Interested In

  • Bigotry & Hatred: Any real-world-derived bigotry is a hard no. Fuck all the way off, right off that cliff over there. I don't care if "that's how your character thinks", that's a terrible fucking excuse. There is a small amount of leeway for purely fantasy bigotry — a character who hates Garleans, distrusts Sylphs, is a xenophobic Gridanian... Unless it's the character's whole boring-ass schtick.

  • Romance & Romantic Love: Aisleita's taken, and she doesn't need or want more romantic love. She can certainly be warm, kind, and even generous to people she cares about, even including the people she fucks, but that's not romantic love.

Scene Ideas...

  • Curiosity Lured the Witch: As established, Aisleita is a free-spirited, chaotic bundle of curiosity and desire. She's only restrained when too tired or depressed to be otherwise. So... Have a secret diary? She'll read it if she finds it, especially the sexy bits. Lock your doors? Those can be picked, if they catch her eye. Forbidden tomes secreted away somewhere? She'll be inclined to re-appropriate them for the cause. And if she gets into trouble for it? She can talk her way out, fight her way out, or even seduce her way out.

  • Her Domain: There's a few places in the world that Aisleita considers her domain — places she's fortified with enchantments and can often be found simply relaxing. The two that are typically open to the public are her little storefront, workshop, and library, Enchanting Oddities (where she sells potions, sex toys, and books), and her company's tavern, the Twisted Hare Tavern of «Curse» (where she tends bar and keeps rowdy patrons occupied, one way or another).

...and Hooks

  • Horny Lady: Yeah, she's got horns. It's a little weird, at least to anyone who's even vaguely familiar with the fact that viera don't have those. Anyone who's particularly familiar with Padjali horns might think them oddly similar... Though she is absolutely not a Padjal and would be absolutely fucking offended at the suggestion.

  • Trashy Photos: There are a number of rather explicit printed photos of Aisleita in circulation, especially in the Far East. They leave very little to the imagination, feature her in a variety of compromising situations, and make vanishingly little attempt to hide her identity — only not being tied to her by name. If you don't mind some full nudity, here's a sample of the least someone might've seen.

About the Player

Hiya! You can call me Aisleita, or just Ais, I don't give a damn whether you want to type extra letters or not. But don't just call me "Ai" or "Aisle" — it's "Ais", pronounced like "Ice". And I generally prefer being called that, even if you learn my real name, until you get to know me — knowing Aisleita doesn't count.For posterity, I'm a millennial trans woman, well into adulthood and preferring to socialize with other adults. Or at least people of a similar age, since none of us seem like we're adults, least of all me. And if you've got any problem with any sort of queerness, my love of combining trashy sex and epic tale, or you're any sort of bigot... Fuck right the hell off, you're not tolerated here (unless you're volunteering to be thrown off the cliffs into the spiky rocks for sport).Oh yeah, and I'm taken IRL, thanks — I'm here for fantasy writing and fun, not looking for a date or romance, so don't bother if that's your motive. I might occasionally be trashy, flirty, or slutty out-of-character, but I'm not interested in getting romantically involved with anyone else at all.

Contact Information

Feel free to add me on Discord, once you've finished reading Aisleita's Carrd. Please keep in mind that I don't often RP over Discord — I mostly use it for planning, chatting, that kinda thing. Or if FF14 maintenance happens before the scene's finished to everyone's satisfaction.